Beware of the Toothless Rooster

Listen up little children, you all better beware
The toothless rooster is coming, and he’s gonna give you more than a scare
He saw you yesterday evening at that place with the big M
And every time you buy a six-piece, he’s one step closer to his revenge

His baby brother got McMuffin’d, from a miss-sort with the eggs
His uncle made it to Perdue, where they cut off both his legs
His Grand-Mamma she got Cordon Blue’d and Gran-Daddy was Colonel Fried
His pappy served in Vietnam with roast taters by his side

So, 4 years ago he flew his coop to study Poultry Dentistry
And graduated Summa Cumme Laude with a doctorate degree
He’s hatching up one helluva plan so you all you children better beware
The toothless rooster is coming, and he’s gonna give you more than just a scare

So while you’re dunking up his kin-folk and your knuckle deep in BBQ
Take a glance over your left shoulder, because he’s probably watching you
He saw you slurp down all your soda, and munch up every fry
Then throw 4 nuggets out the window cause all you wanted was that damn prize

He’s mass producing chicken dentures with all the cheap plastic that he finds
And all those toys thrown in the trash, shine like golden arches in his eyes
He’s made enough to tooth-ify every fowl from here to Timbuktu
This rooster won’t always be toothless and then he’s coming after you

Listen up little children, you all better beware
The toothless rooster is coming, and he’s gonna give you more than just a scare
He saw you yesterday evening at that place with the big M
Each time you get a 6-piece, you make a rooster grin!

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