Legend of Skunk Ape

East Texas swampy ground
Large footprint is all they found
With a big huge pile of crap                                                                                                             And some hairs where something big had napped
Bigfoot couldn’t understand
Skunk Ape was a peaceful man
Heart as big as the Canyon Grand
His snoring was just too much to stand

So high up in the Oregon Hills
Bigfoot moved to get his thrills
Splashing in the creek all day
Just out of the camera’s way

Skunk Ape couldn’t understand
Bigfoot was a peaceful man
Patience long as the Rio Grande
His gas was just too much to stand
Though some would say it was in poor taste
When Skunk Ape ripped one in his face
Dividing up their primate race
But Sasquatch really need their space
Northwest in the muddy ground
Large footprint is all they found
And a big huge pile of crap                                                                                                         Some hairs where something big had napped….

Neither one a harmful thing would say                                                                                           About each other to this day                                                                                                             That’s how they want it to stay                                                                                           Diplomacy the Sasquatch way

 

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